Monday, December 15, 2008

Intern Wanted - Psychic Bunny

Once upon a time, I tried to change the name of my company to Cream Soda
Brand Cream Soda Corporation. The other partners shook their heads and said,
³Honestly, friend, that simply will not do! We are a creative company! We do
games, and film, and video, and post! We don¹t do cream soda!² Hopelessly
surrounded and unarmed, I had no choice but to relent. Now, however, they¹ve
asked me to write the ad for our intern. It¹s an unpaid position, but you¹ll
get to help me take those bastards down, from the inside.

So here¹s what we¹re gonna do: we¹re gonna produce video. We¹re gonna edit
it. We¹re gonna do graphics and marketing. We¹re gonna go find clients and
stay in business! Then, when nobody¹s watching, we are going to scheme like
there¹s no tomorrow. There¹s only two ways this can go: One, we make this
company successful beyond anyone¹s wildest dreams; Two, we totally dismantle
it and dance on the shards! Either way, it¹s a win-win situation, with both
wins going to you, Intern!

This is a non-paying internship, for credit only. Sorry about that part. 2-3
days per week.

Burgeoning skills in animation, editing, graphics, or something like that.
Some college credit required.

Email jobs@psychicbunny.com now! Please put Cream Soda Intern in the
subject line. Include resume and a reel if you have one.

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