Monday, December 15, 2008

Intern Wanted - Psychic Bunny

Once upon a time, I tried to change the name of my company to Cream Soda
Brand Cream Soda Corporation. The other partners shook their heads and said,
³Honestly, friend, that simply will not do! We are a creative company! We do
games, and film, and video, and post! We don¹t do cream soda!² Hopelessly
surrounded and unarmed, I had no choice but to relent. Now, however, they¹ve
asked me to write the ad for our intern. It¹s an unpaid position, but you¹ll
get to help me take those bastards down, from the inside.

So here¹s what we¹re gonna do: we¹re gonna produce video. We¹re gonna edit
it. We¹re gonna do graphics and marketing. We¹re gonna go find clients and
stay in business! Then, when nobody¹s watching, we are going to scheme like
there¹s no tomorrow. There¹s only two ways this can go: One, we make this
company successful beyond anyone¹s wildest dreams; Two, we totally dismantle
it and dance on the shards! Either way, it¹s a win-win situation, with both
wins going to you, Intern!

This is a non-paying internship, for credit only. Sorry about that part. 2-3
days per week.

Burgeoning skills in animation, editing, graphics, or something like that.
Some college credit required.

Email now! Please put Cream Soda Intern in the
subject line. Include resume and a reel if you have one.

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